jools222's definitions

Credit Crunch

A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.

Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!

by jools222 June 11, 2008

porn tash

Often stylish, cheesey and sadly outdated moustache seen sported by men in 70's porn movies.

Not to be confused with bum-fluff what can be seen on 17 year old adolescent boys.

Man 1:Have you seen hes facial hair?

Man 2:He must be in the porn industry, lucky geezer!!

What a great porn tash that is!

by jools222 March 1, 2008