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2 definitions by jools222

 
1.
A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.
Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
by jools222 June 11, 2008
 
2.
Often stylish, cheesey and sadly outdated moustache seen sported by men in 70's porn movies.

Not to be confused with bum-fluff what can be seen on 17 year old adolescent boys.
Man 1:Have you seen hes facial hair?

Man 2:He must be in the porn industry, lucky geezer!!

What a great porn tash that is!
by jools222 March 01, 2008