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A period of time when credit is costly or difficult to obtain, usually both.
Chris : Alright mate, can you borrow me a score so I can buy some weed??

Jools : FFS man, dont you know we're in a credit crunch?!!
by jools222 June 11, 2008
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The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.
Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"
by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009
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The cereal that Chuck Norris eats for breakfast
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "As the govenator of California, I will try my best to get us through the credit crunch!"

Chuck Norris: I eat Credit Crunch for breakfast!
by Captain Corned Beef March 29, 2009
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A delicious and delightful cereal which will send your tastebuds to the moon. However, it is very expensive and costs pounds,pounds,pounds. Yes. Three pounds
Jak : " I'm hungry, what should we have for breakfast?"
Mom : " We're out of fuckin oreo's. We'll have to have some credit crunch!"
by J Dizzle foshizzle October 18, 2008
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When a television network squeezes the ending credits of a show to a smaller section of the screen, in order to allow for network promos. The audio of the credits is usually cut out as well.
I wanted to hear the ending theme of that show, but I couldn't because of the damn credit crunch!
by mjb1124 October 12, 2006
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A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.
I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!
by honkhiam April 28, 2010
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A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
by Jockass March 18, 2009
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