6 definitions by Calum yiken?

Frotting

Sexually rubbing; the uninvited act of stroking one's cock on an unexpected pedestrian, or inanimate object.

Linda: Excuse me sir, what the fuck are you doing?
Creepy Man: You mean you dont like me cock in yer arse?
Linda: Are you FROTTING me?!

by Calum yiken? April 6, 2009

whatdcha

A double contraction of the words 'what' 'did' and 'you', without the apostrophe claptrap, and ignoring the fact that 'cha' is an easily confused slang - literally meaning 'what did you...?'

Mark: I got my hair done last week!
Dave: Yay! Whatdcha get done?!

by Calum yiken? April 23, 2009

Credit Crunch

The best brand of cereal known to mankind, consisting of baked and toasted currency in yogurt wrapped clusters.

Ian: "Hey Jim, what you having for breakfast?"
Jim: "Oh Ian, I'm having some Credit Crunch!"

by Calum yiken? March 31, 2009

mighty alrighty

The state of being slightly better than average, just enough to announce it as if its a mighty occasion. (The added 'y' being the factor which makes the emotion slightly more positive than the state of merely being alright)

Jen: How're you feeling today?
Biff: I'm mighty alrighty thanks!
Jen: HAHA!! Great!

by Calum yiken? April 15, 2009

Fat

America

Jim: Where did you go for your holiday last month?
Don: Ahh i went to America
Jim: Ahhhh fat!

by Calum yiken? June 1, 2009

FTB

'For The Bants' - literally doing something for the sheer banter, or to achieve later banter with fellow banter seeking colleagues.

Eric: Here, why don't we get plastered tonight, you know, FTB?
Scott: FOR THE BANTS!!

by Calum yiken? April 26, 2009