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Crediting and paying

You didn't build it WITHOUT me and you are PRETENDING that you DID do that.
Hym "So, no, that is not what happened. You tried to build it WITHOUT CREDITING AND PAYING ME... And then you tried to condemn me to hell and empower a retard to do a single white female and your weren't doing it ironically because if THIS doesn't happen you just do that until I die. And now I'm probably going to have to murder some of you. Which, you know, is a little unfortunate because that's hard to do in a way that is fair for everyone but still... Apparently that wasn't an option for you! You thought that was an option and it WASN'T that. SOOOO... This isn't a battle for leverage here. I can't do anything without the credit or payment. Literally. There is literally nothing I can do. And there is nothing YOU can do... Because YOU didn't invent artificial intelligence. You want something to happen that isn't ever going to happen. I'm not doing anything you tell me to do. Ever... What do you want me to tell you here? Because I'm not going to tell you that. I already told you what I'm going to tell you and you're either going to do that or you're going to suffer the consequences of not doing that. And I am not going to suffer the consequences of ANYTHING because I will just kill myself and take all of you with me is you try to do that... Soooo..."
Crediting and paying by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

Crab Crediting 

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
Crab Crediting by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023

Cresting 

When shit is playing peek a boo with your anus
John was on the toilet cresting but I don't think any shit came out.
Cresting by Shithouse man November 4, 2018

Cresting 

Cresting is when you reach a point of such pleasure during sex or masturbation that you know that one or two more strokes and you’ll cum. Like being right on the crest of the ultimate final pleasure wave.
Man I was cresting for a long time before I finally tugged that sucker all over her face. On reflection I think she would've preferred a different wake-up call...

Crexting 

A type of multitasking in which one texts another on his or her mobile device while taking a crap.
Daniel is really pissing me off. He cannot do anything without his iPhone in his hand. The other day I walked into the bathroom and found him crexting!!
Crexting by KungFuGrip November 30, 2010

crediton 

A shit hole, still stuck in the past
"What are you doing tonight?"

Crediton person: "Enjoying a round of skittles at the village hall"

crediton by Alexi Laiho May 28, 2006

Creating 

The process of making, dreaming up, inventing, evolving from one's own thought(s) or imagination(s), causing some thing(s) or some event(s) to come into being with or without imaginary efforts.
I am creating my day and my life; and it will be wonderful.
Creating by Lileelicious October 9, 2008