Cretmeister 

(cret-meister)

A term for describing a person of low intelligence or social aptitude. An idiot, wally, or, in its derived sense, a cretin.

Someone who makes stupid mistakes, or comes out with foolish statements or questions.

"Are you going to the party tomorrow?"
"What? That was last night, ya cretmeister!"

or

"You ever listen to that show, The Absolute Peach?"
"Yeah, that Joe's a right cretmeister!"

Cretmeister by TheAbsolutePeach April 30, 2009

Creamster 

An individual member of the Alaska biker group called CREAMSTERS (formerly known as COCONUT CREAMSTERS).

Hey Creamster, how do you make a duck fart???

Creamster by Gary Hupps August 10, 2006

creamstick 

The American term for "butter"

Nick: Mom, can you please pass the creamstick so I can put it on my bread?
Mom: Yes Nick
Ferris: Nick, could you please pass the creamstick when you're done with it?
Nick: Yes, Ferris

creamstick by Dallasboi1992 January 16, 2013

Creamsticking

The act of shoving a long john or cream stick donut on to your partners cock and jerking him until he finishes in the donut. Upon which, the donut is consumed.

That donut looked so good, i'd give it a good creamsticking before I ate it.

Creamsticking by neck_chat March 21, 2013

Creamie Weamie 

When you proceed to brutally pound a sandman until he no longer bombs your school.

Friend 1: Yo did you heard what Johnny did to Osama Bin Laden
Friend 2: I heard he gave him such a good Creamie Weamie, that he can longer suicide bomb schools.

Creamie Weamie by Themanwhoshitshimself January 22, 2021

Creamie 

An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime

1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”

Creamie by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023

Creamster 

A chronic masturbator. A person that masturbates more often than not, frequently to images in magazines or internet porn.

What a Creamster! He's been on-line looking at porn and jacking off for hours!

Creamster by Joshua Schroeder December 19, 2009