4 definitions by Harvard Professors Are Dumb

An attractive woman.

A man may use this as a way to express interest in mating with said woman.

Synonyms:
Baddie
Hottie
Sharmin
Dime
1-“Dawg, there’s some creamies out today”
2-“I know brother, I wish to mate with them as well”
1-“Indeed. Would you wish to mate with me?”
2-Are you a creamie little boy?”
1-“Yes I’m a creamie, but the Lord does not permit our desires”
2-“agreed. For a good woman is like a fine wine.”
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 10, 2023
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Verb: to goose

: goosing is the act of turning up a volume nob, typically all the way up.
1 - “should I turn up the amp?”
2 - “Yeah it saturates really well, just Goose it”
1 - “cool. I’m also gonna send phantom power down that line for fun”
2 - “rad. And sense it’s an unbalanced cable, phantom shouldn’t reach my guitar.”
1 - “wait. I have you a TRS cable (balanced)!!”
2 - “WHAT??” “OH NOOOAHHHHHA..”
*expolsions*

*fire*

*screams*
1 - “ MY FACE IS BURNING! MY FACE IS ON FIRE!” “THERE IS NO GOD! THERE IS NO GOD IN THE DARK!”

And so death comes. Only a league away, own own destruction caused by the bread of our mouths.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 20, 2023
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When two or more words are defined by using themselves as the solo point of explanation. This is also known as “defining in loop,” and is theoretically possible. Although, broadly speaking it is considered incorrect (illogical).
Definition of Chair: a wooden object

Definition of Wooden Object: a chair

This would be considered a Definitional Paradox.
by Harvard Professors Are Dumb August 5, 2021
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The “I AM” is that which exists without conception of all else.
“‘I tell you the truth,’ Jesus answered, ‘before Abraham was born, I am”
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