Crayfish 

An all mighty being of pure chaos

Oh god its a fucking crayfish

Crayfish by MuchCrayfish909 August 16, 2019

Crayfish 

Crayfish means crazy or mad.

That party was so crayfish!
Damn...what a crayfish class.
Did you see that new kid? He is totally crayfish!
Ahhh! This is driving me crayfish!

What? This is Crayfish!
Crayfish?!-No, this is SPARTA!

Crayfish by leetlemming March 10, 2009

Vaginal crayfish 

A Canadian term for a common parasite of the vaginal crease. Similar but classier than crabs

TracEy warned Dustin to stay away from Emily because she has vaginal crayfish and they bite!

Vaginal crayfish by Mrdusty sac January 11, 2018

Wet Crayfish 

When one hauks 4 loogies and pees on annother's face, then takes a dump in the other's mouth, then spins on his face 6 times, then the other pulls on the first's balls untill the first bleeds from his balls, then the other eats one of the first's balls and the first declares war on a third world country, then the other picks off all of the first's pubic hair with his teeth, then both dance and listen to J Geils Band's Centerfold.

Man, Todd gave me a wet crayfish last night and now I'm at war with Liberia. How much does that suck? Also I'm short one ball.

Wet Crayfish by drewseph January 29, 2005

Crayfishing 

backing out of a deal

Jerry said he was going to sell me his car for a deal, and now he's crayfishing on me!

Crayfishing by sassy cakes October 18, 2010

Crayfish 

A synonym for "crazy". An elongated form of "cray-cray", which is short for crazy. Used when someone or something is just so wacky you can't handle it.

God, that Lila is so crayfish!
Dude, that's completely crayfish...how embarrassing!

Crayfish by Awkotacocrayfish December 6, 2011

Rusty Crayfish 

While the woman is set up, in a crab walk position. The male "crab" will position himself over the woman "crab", shitting on her chest. After the defication, he moves his anus to the face area, allowing the woman "crab" to clean him.

Me and my wife were bored, so i donkey punched her, and told the bitch to do a "Rusty Crayfish".

Rusty Crayfish by Great_Dane_of_Love January 20, 2010