crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris January 24, 2006

Crapulence

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

crapulation

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

Crapulate

When you congratulate someone while really wanting to shit all over them for the crappy effort they have made.

He crapulated the speaker for his fine efforts in making a joke out of the recent scientific research on Whales.

by Mike737 September 25, 2006

Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 15, 2002

Crapulous

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.

"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"

by lolzwut August 29, 2008