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1.
1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
by D Morris January 24, 2006