craptivity 

an additional activity to accompany the excretion of solid bodily waste.

Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.

Doyle: ... I usually just crap...

craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008

craptivity 

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

craptivity by teamvolturi December 22, 2009

craptivity 

The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.

You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity

Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!

Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating

craptivity by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013

Craptivity 

Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.

A lot of crapital was spent in that craptivity

Craptivity by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017

cattivity 

Cattivity is the state of too many cats living in one home.

The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.

cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012

Vampire Creativity 

A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.

"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"

"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"

"Dude, I have no idea."

(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)

Vampire Creativity by wingding2424 August 3, 2009

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.

"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."

Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008