craptivity
Jimothy: What's your favorite craptivity? Mine is chatting online.
Doyle: ... I usually just crap...
Doyle: ... I usually just crap...
craptivity by Clintlan May 15, 2008
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craptivity
"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."
craptivity by teamvolturi December 22, 2009
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craptivity
The act of passing the time on the crapper by participating in a small, fun activity.
You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity
Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!
You may read a book, or play angry birds on your smartphone
Shirturbating (exactly how it sounds) may also be a craptivity
Don't forget to wash your hands, after every craptivity!
Chris B. always likes to pass time on the can with a craptivity, but not necessarily with shiturbating
craptivity by THXXX 1337 December 21, 2013
Craptivity
Work done leading to no useful outcome. Work for shit. A play on the words Crap and Activity.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.
Crapital (money for shit) is usually spent undertaking craptivities.
Craptivity by Fox in the henhouse July 23, 2017
cattivity
The old lady down the street might want this orphan kitten. That's the most extreme case of cattivity that I have ever seen! She seems to take good care of them, though.
cattivity by thingoneandthingtwo May 13, 2012
Vampire Creativity
A marketing term used to describe advertisements with overly-developed creative themes. Viewers remember the commercial, but not the product or service it's for.
"Hey did you see that commercial where the guy has to work with an office full of monkeys?"
"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"
"Dude, I have no idea."
(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)
"Yeah that was hilarious! What was that for again?"
"Dude, I have no idea."
(In reference to CareerBuilder.com's vampire creativity)
Vampire Creativity by wingding2424 August 3, 2009
Captivity of negativity
Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.
Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"
"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.