5 definitions by teamvolturi

compnerd

the nickname of someone who just won't get off of the stupid computer. a.k.a. geek, psychopath

Josh: "Hey Kurt, wanna go play some basketball?"

Kurt: "Naw, I'm staying on the computer. This chatroom is totally fantabulous!"

Josh: "Wow, you're such a compnerd."

by teamvolturi December 24, 2009

god shot

when you take an amazing picture of something "deep" and "meaningful", and you feel like god.

guy 1: "dude, do you see that sunset?"
guy 2: "yeah whatever..."
guy 1: *snaps photo* "I JUST TOTALLY GOT A GOD SHOT!"

by teamvolturi October 7, 2010

Ariel

The poor, unfortunate soul (so sad, too bad) who stupidly gives her voice to an evil sea witch. Ariel's are meant to be loving oblivious to life. Note: this is from a Disney movie.

Flounder: Wow, man, I gotta say... Ariel was pretty damn stupid.

Sebastian: No dur! She gave away her voice. How much dumber can you get?!

by teamvolturi December 24, 2009

Maria

the nickname of someone if they're constantly having something stolen, "borrowed", or taken

"Did you see how Molly had her passport stolen? Someone pulled a Maria on her."

by teamvolturi December 23, 2009

craptivity

A crappy activity, or an acitivity that actually involves crap.

"Hey, man, when I was cleaning out my loft last weekend, I found these fossilized Twizzlers under my bed. That was such a craptivity."

by teamvolturi December 22, 2009