crapper dick

A policeman who hangs around public lavatories in order to entrap gay men having sex.

"That poor Greek pop star, set up by that nasty crapper dick, it just ain't right, there ought to be a bloody law against it," seethed an irate Mr Tebbit.

by Dunky Oggins December 30, 2003

Dick Crapper

The name you give your child if you hate him.

Teacher looks at class list
Molly Smith
Sam Jones
Abby Johnson
Bob Nguyen
Dick Crapper

by Anonymouse🐀 December 16, 2018

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 04, 2018