Slang term for the old television show "Trapper John, MD.
"Turn on the tube, I wanna watch crapper john."
by x January 31, 2003
It is how a certain Neanderthalish man from Indiana feels, due to being 46 with no sexual experience...with woman.
Get a cork, Dont crapper on yourself John, just because I am too much woman for you...
by ClarrisaKnowsAll April 23, 2005