Top Definition
the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
by rooftalk September 04, 2008
2 more definitions
1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste
1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"
by Francis April 04, 2003
When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.
"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."
by evman and benda January 18, 2010

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×