Top Definition
the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
by rooftalk September 04, 2008
1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste
1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"
by Francis April 04, 2003
When you masterbate in a bathroom and then crap so you can tell people you were crapping.
"What were you doing in there?"
"Just going poop."
"You were probably taking a crapjack."
by evman and benda January 18, 2010
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