crapbooking 

facebooking on the crapper

Dan took long enough craps to begin with. Now that he has a blackberry you know he's just in there crapbooking.

crapbooking by TJ Buttlicker March 27, 2009

CrapBook 

a crapbook is a fucking piece of shit school chromebook that is fucking RIDDLED with unnecessary malware and spying tools.

guy 1: my chromebook is so slow.
guy 2: is it a school crapbook?
guy 1: whats a crapbook?
guy 2: its a crappy chromebook.
guy 1: oh. yea its a school crapbook.
guy 2: probably got tons of fucking malware on it.

CrapBook by User139575 January 11, 2021

crapbook 

A book one brings while in a bathroom defecating or urinating.

Setting:(Harry Potter convention)
Jk rowling: -and now the book is out. Any questions?

Man#1: How much will the book be when it's out?

Jk rowling: About 30 U.S dollars give or take.

Man#2: Can i see that book for a second?

Jk rowling: whah...what?

Man#2: yeah i'll be back in like-

Jk rowling: Um i don't think so-

Man#2: I've been sitting here for over an hour and a half, listening to you ramble and I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT!... I may be in the bathroom for a while i NEED a crapbook! DO you get me?

Jk rowling:(with look of horror) That's..that..that's disgusting!

Man#2: YOU KNOW WHATS DISGUSTING? THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK THAT"S WHOLE METAPHOR IS CHILD RAPE! Now my bowels are about to make this room into a Gas chamber Gimme the fucking book!

crapbook by Santosuknow October 27, 2010

Crapbooking 

Leaving a creamy shart between the pages of a friend's book or on the keyboard of their laptop and closing it shut, to be reflected upon, admired and enjoyed at a later date.

The memories stirred up by my crapbooking talents remind my friends of all the lunches we have enjoyed together.

Crapbooking by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020

CrapBook 

Any Apple MacBook that features Intel GMA Graphics (1st gen -> 4th Gen).

Haha your MacBook has Intel GMA... you got a CrapBook.

CrapBook by kibmcz May 24, 2009

Crapbook Pro 

Slang for a defective Apple Macbook Pro. Typical Crapbook Pros might produce excessive amounts of heat, have troubles with wireless networking, emit strange sounds, or exhibit other behaviour found to be unacceptable for an overpriced $2000+ piece of computer equipment.

"You'd better take your Crapbook Pro back to the Crapple Store and get it fixed before it burns your nads again."

Crapbook Pro by MrStinkyPoopFacePants February 28, 2009

CrapBooking 

The ritual of swiping through profile photos in a dating app, while on the toilet.

Why does he always take so long in the bathroom?

He's probably just CrapBooking again on Bumble or ColombianCupid.

CrapBooking by The Doozer September 19, 2016