Crapstack Nessie 

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

Crapstack Nessie by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Holy Crapstackles 

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

Holy Crapstackles by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Crapstacker 

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

Crapstacker by ThragP April 8, 2009

Crapstickles 

V. {crap-stick-ulls)

Word one uses when expressing surprise or an overwhelming sense of sexual tension.

See crapstickled.

"Oh crapstickles! I flushed Ian down the toilet again!"
"Crapstickles! Blood is rising in my phallus, because of this pornographical film we are currently partaking in the viewing of!

Crapstickles by Spencer B. September 18, 2004

crapstick 

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

crapstick by wordman April 14, 2003

crapslock 

The capslock key, the most useless key on the key board.

Shit I hit the crapslock key and have to start over again.

crapslock by yorkiestomper June 23, 2008

crapstick 

a catchphrase that should be used instead of saying holy sh*t. example when you are in the car with your mom you would say holy chapstick so you don’t get in trouble for swearing.

*driving in car and a car runs out in front of us* HOLY CRAPSTICK!!

crapstick by crapstick September 27, 2019