Certified Public Asshole, someone who has dedicated his life to making other people miserable. A CPA can be a bully, a gossip, a trouble maker or any type of jerk who enjoys making others suffer. They always seem to do well at others expense, and secretly regard everyone else as lower life forms.
A nigga with a dick so big that every time he gets a hard on all the blood rushes into his dick causing brain damage due to lack of oxygen. The nigga is always fucking black hoes and white skanks so his IQ gets lower over time. The nigga doesn't care if this happens because the bitches he fucks wants him for his big dick not his mind. Most whites think niggas is born stupid or destroy their brains with drugs, this isn't true it's their big dicks that fuck them up.
ELmo is one retarded stud his IQ is smaller than his dick. But he doesn't care he still fucks all the bitches.