flappin the crap hamper 

takin a shit

The phone rang while I was flappin the crap hamper.

flappin the crap hamper by jack February 8, 2003

craphammer 

a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.

catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?

craphammer by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

craphammers 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay.

Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!

craphammers by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

crabhammer 

The 'crabhammer' is quite simply a sexual maneuver.

1. the girl gives the guy a blowjob
2. the guy comes in the girl's mouth
3. the guy rolls onto back, and smacks the girl with the sole of his right foot, then his left
4. the guy rolls back up, and pushes the girl backwards (kinda rolling her upside down)
5. the guy sticks his index and middle fingers (of each hand) into the girl's ass, and pulls it open
6. insert scrotum into rectum
7. remove fingers
8. bounce up and down
9. Congratulations! you have completed the crabhammer

Guy: so in my dream I give this chick the crabhammer, and then she makes me a bologna sandwich as I jackhammer her while rawhide is playing on my stereo

Therapist: well... i guess that would mean that you have some feelings of latent affection towards her...

Guy: dude... are you fucking kidding me?

crabhammer by LarryVR March 17, 2007

Portuguese Crabhammer 

When you grab someone by the gooch, asshole, pussy and or balls, and pick them up and throw them down hopefully causing trauma to the neck, head or genitalia.

After Jenny refused a Dirty Sanchez I grabbed that bitch by the cunt and gave her a Portuguese Crabhammer

Portuguese Crabhammer by NickSuki August 4, 2009

CRAPJAMMER 

A MASCULINE HOMOSEXUAL...ONE WHO PACKS THE POOPER

"VIN DISEL IS ONE HUNKY CRAPJAMMER."

CRAPJAMMER by DHTM June 12, 2009