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1.
a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004

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2.
An expression of minor disgust or dismay.
Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
by mickey bitsko September 13, 2007