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a penile-like object (most commonly er, a penis)laden with feces or same object being considered for future rectum poking.
catholic: yer gonna sink'er with yer craphammer?

elitist: muffy, would you mind flicking your poopoo from my craphammer?
by BurgundyShirtButtonUp July 14, 2004
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An expression of minor disgust or dismay.
Oh craphammers! I pissed myself again!
by Mickey Bitsko September 13, 2007
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