i came up with this when i was looking for a ball that i kicked into a hedge. i could see the ball so i swayed the hedge only to dislodge a bottle containing excrement and urine.
matt: oh shit a bottle of bugger crap just fell on me!
Luke: uh its smells bad
Matt: i can see little maggots in it!
Luke: how the hell did someone manage to crap into a bottle?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)