crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.

Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.

crampsturbate by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014

crapsterbate

the act of taking a crap while masterbating to save time
computer nerds do it most often while taking a break from WOW or halo or any other of that stupid shit

marvin took a break to crapsterbate after four solid hours of unreal tournament

crapsterbate by mr.salty May 28, 2006

Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

Crapsturbating 

The act of masturbating while taking a crap.

I ate mexican food, then watched some dirty movies and spent the whole day crapsturbating.

Crapsturbating by HardShralpingWy February 28, 2011

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

Cracksturbate 

The action in which one smokes crack cocaine and masturbates. This can be done alone or mutually. If mutual all participants must be smoking crack cocaine. Cracksturbating often leads to cum tokes which is when you blow out smoke from crack cocaine at the exact moment of climax

Lets all hangout and cracksturbate in bouigies trap house

Cracksturbate by KarmaKisses January 7, 2021