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when u try to poo hard but at the last second your asshole closes so the poo bounces back up yourself.
my ass closed at the last second, making me crap up
crap up by Davey Lean February 4, 2009

champ up 

word commonly used by wannabe tennis players meaning "to win a tournament". It really means gay anal sex
tennis player 1: Bro, Im so gonna champ up today!!

tennis player 2: Dude, your disgusting.
champ up by keepabileneboring January 12, 2012

crap me up

to make laugh, to amuze; similar to "crack me up"
Lol, you're so funny you crap me up!

Set up camp

setting up camp (at her base) can be many things. it could be fucking that pussy, lickin that pussy, touchin that pussy, puttin you're dick down her mouth, gettin that ass, etc.
Cody: yo dag you set up camp yet?
Jared: well i dont know.. she sorta just sucked my dick..
Cody: you set up camp mofucka! get that bomb ass pussy!!!
Set up camp by a proud black man December 21, 2008

pick-up-yo-crap-fairy

A nameless person who always seems to pick up your messes/crap when they find it.
Example 1.
Parent 1: "Go clean your room! I'm not your pick-up-yo-crap-fairy!"
Example 2.
Parent 2: "Well I see the pick-up-yo-crap-fairy came today..."

Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap 

A phrase you can inject in a conversation after someone begins to complain or go on about something that you are not interested in.
Take it up with my butt because that's the only one that gives a crap.