Crumplage 

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019

crabcage 

a more extreme synonym of the phrase "fishing for attention"; an oblique statement designed to provoke a follow-up question from the listener/reader (can refer to the statement itself or as a verb when referring to the use of such a statement).

very commonly used on facebook to bait comments asking for elaboration.

Dave said he couldn't make dinner because he'd be "out of the country." So obvious he wanted me to ask where he was going; it was a total crabcage.

crabcage by jimnobu November 21, 2014

crammage 

A large ammount of crap that is tightly crammed into a relatively small space.

Joe couldn't close his locker because of all the crammage.

crammage by Ben November 20, 2002

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

crabbage by Nate April 6, 2004

crampage 

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

crampage by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

Cribblage 

A game played where contestants take turns at trying to cribble someone. The winner cribbles the selected victim.

Goody! You've snapped the pelvis, you're the winner of this round of cribblage!

Cribblage by Iced Pie October 26, 2008

Crumbage 

The crumbs that fall down one's cleavage while eating.

"Man, I've been having a lot of crumbage today."

Crumbage by Ladybug25 October 9, 2012