Definitions by Crunchyness
Ambiwipestrous
After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.
Ambiwipestrous by Crunchyness November 2, 2009
croctopus
A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
croctopus by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
the Castro
While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
the Castro by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
Spelunking
When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.
Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.
Spelunking by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
Post-it Superman dat hoe cape
Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
Post-it Superman dat hoe cape by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
Morning Missile
Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.
Morning Missile by Crunchyness March 12, 2009
fukkengrubble
fukkengrubble by Crunchyness December 24, 2008