Cain Train

A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.

'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'

'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'

Cain Train by faultoholics_anonymous November 8, 2011

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craine train

A messageboard thread in which a band's fans invade a messageboard in an attempt to defend their band from criticism poured on it by other users of the website.
Originates from a 'Craine' posting on Drowned in Sound website.
The 'Craine Train' has led to other phrases being made involving rhyming band names with methods of transport eg. 'We Could Be Giants Robin Reliants' or the 'urbnri Hyundai'.

'This is such a Craine Train'
'Remember the Craine Train?'

craine train by PINGU THE GREAT June 18, 2008

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taint chain

A chain of 10 links or more, typically made of the most exotic metals, hanging from ones taint.

My taint chain goes hard

taint chain by Bufonics January 4, 2018

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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