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Craigieburn

Suburb north of Melbourne with a high population of Iraqi immigrants who have since regrated leaving the relative safety of Baghdad.
Hope can't die in a place like Craigieburn, it simply can't live there in the first place.
Craigieburn by Forteetoo February 8, 2018
The most amazing human being ever! Oh so intelligent, oh so handsome!
Craigie is yummy, hallooooo
Craigie by Halloooo August 31, 2016

Craigslexia 

A disability that manifests primarily as a difficulty with basic grammar and spelling on the popular trading website Craigslist.

Craigslexia is characterized by problems learning how to decode words, to spell, and to write classifieds advertisements accurately and fluently.

Craigslexic individuals often have difficulty "breaking the code" of sound-letter association (the alphabetic principle), and they may also reverse or transpose letters when writing or confuse letters.

Craigslexia is a lifelong condition that cannot be reversed, but appropriate remedial instruction and compensatory strategies may help craigslexic individuals to go on and live a whole, fulfilling life buying and selling goods online.
Seller: exelent cond Jeep Wranlger 4 sale!! To good to miss your gonna lov it

Buyer: Dear seller, Despite your obvious Craigslexia, your car sounds like a great buy. When can I take a look?

Craigtillian 

Craigtillian. (Noun) A person from Craig, Colorado. Worst of the worst. I mean the absolute worst person in the entire human race. No morals. No self respect. Weak Weak Minded. They don't walk, they slither. The 18-35yo Craigtillian Males, run their mouths, woofin woofin woofin, til' they get crunched. Then they pick themselves up off the ground, or regain consciousness. First thing they do is dial 911. 18-99yo females are terrible.They're so nosey, if they can't find information on you, they make it up. They snitch on each other, and in some cases are hanging out the same night. They'll literally hang up the phone with the police, after telling on you, and come over to your house. 2 Faced, talk bad about someone when they're not around, but best friends when they see them in public. Totally oblivious to the fact that they are total scumbags. But are 100% aware that they are snitches, and are perfectly fine with it. They actually have zero idea what's going on in the real world. They're born and raised in a little town, and wouldn't last a night in a big city. Not 2hrs if they had any money on em. Fake. If they hear a secret, they wanna be the first to tell everyone, because they actually believe they're important if they know something you dont know.
Don't answer the door, it's a Craigtillian.
Craigtillian by Brainsick June 19, 2017

Craigleg 

The act of touching a foot against another man's foot while seated in ajoining bathroom stalls in hopes of receiving oral or anal pleasure.
The dude in the next stall started gettin' a case of the Craigleg with me.
Craigleg by AZDarin September 15, 2007
Where someone does the disgusting act of putting their fist and a foot up a girls anus, usually results in a lot of blood shed
Duuddee! This girl wanted me to craigie her, and I was like NO WAY!!
Craigie by LikeI'd tell you December 25, 2007