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craggles 

A douchebag of the highest level of cock taking abilities. Always refers to an extremely gay male.(I'm talking Ryan Seacrest gay). Always using everyone else"s stuff and smokin' their reefer. If you meet a craggles, Please: don't hesitate to knock him the F*** OUT!
Person 1: Dude you're such a craggles for smoking all my weed while I was at school.


Person 2: I maybe be a craggles but at least I'm not French!!!
craggles by DougNut April 27, 2009
Craggle (or crowd haggle) is where people join together to negotiate a better deal.
Let’s craggle for a better deal
I’m an avid craggler
Let’s get a craggle going
Craggle by Craggler May 18, 2023
Protective eyewear worn by cats.
I put some caggles on my cat.
caggles by Ksilebo April 25, 2009

Cragglepus

Someone who is soft, negative and annoying. A light hearted insult directed at someone who has just done something silly.
"Zara, you're a Cragglepus"
Cragglepus by Betty N October 24, 2011

Cragglevated 

A specific set of emotions (crazed, frazzled, and aggravated) that combine together from being overtaxed at work as a result of stressful tasks, high pressure deadlines and expectations, multiple and numerous meetings and/or conference calls, and burning the candle at both ends to make it all happen.
Today's workload left me feeling cragglevated; I need a stiff drink and a mattress.
Cragglevated by bird4bird June 20, 2019

uncle craggle 

Noun. That strange drunk man at the party that insists you call him Uncle, and sit on his knee, when you are in no way related. Items always seem to go missing after Uncle Craggle has visited.
Come talk to your Uncle Craggle. All right!
uncle craggle by Phish April 8, 2005