crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack

I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.

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crack of ass

what people say instead of "at the crack of dawn" to try and be funny.

"Mann It's soo late! I gotta wake up at the crack of ass tomorrow!"

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Usually a very early time; specifically, sunrise, but can be used to describe any ungodly-early hour. More often used by folk of rural upbringing.

We get up at the crack of dawn to feed the chickens.

Crack of dawn by 'Annony' September 26, 2005

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What ain't safe when im horney

Im so horney that even the crack of dawn ain't safe!

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Yesterday Fred had to wake up at the crack of hell to get to his 6 oclock race.

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take off of expression "crack of dawn", for those who wake up at noon at the earliest.

im free for coffee as my dumbass husband wont be up 'till the crack-of-noon.

crack-of-noon by uncleL January 10, 2008

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Very, very early. Too early.

Coined and popularized by Adam Carolla.

I had to get up at the crack of fuck this morning to get to the airport by 6:30.

Crack of Fuck by DMS4369 October 15, 2010

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