22 definitions by PopeMichael

Refers to a sexual technique involving obese women - the male folds a portion of flesh into an area in which the penis can simulate vaginal intercourse, thus "fucking the fold".
I'm gonna Fold a Fuck / Fuck a Fold.
by PopeMichael August 19, 2009
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Shitorexia is a poop disorder characterized by a refusal to accept pooping as a normal daily cycle. Shitorexics often feel strong urges to poop, but deny themselves all but the very smallest of poops. Shitorexics create a distorted negative image of their poops and foster regimes in connection with their poops. They are often incapable of pooping when placed in non-regime environments.

Shitorexia occurs in the ratio of one male per billion females.
Jane and John were at a concert. Suddenly they had to go home early. Shitorexia had struck again.
by PopeMichael January 14, 2011
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The slope between the lower back and the posterior
I hurt my ramp.
by PopeMichael September 29, 2008
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An unexpected pregnancy. Derived from the German toy "Kinder Surprise", which literally translates to "Surprise Children".
"I'm pregnant again!", said the girl

"OMFG, another Kinder Surprise", said the boy.
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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The technical term for the autograph of Barack Obama - the 44th President of the United States of America.
What's up Moya? Um, when you're in Washington will you stop by and get me an Obamograph?
by PopeMichael January 12, 2010
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Post anal intercourse phenomenon whereby compacted faeces is pushed through the urethra. This gives the impression that "brown worms" are being passed instead of urine.
I took her in the ass last night then spent the morning peeing brown worms, damn.
by PopeMichael November 23, 2009
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Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.
"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".
by PopeMichael March 1, 2010
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