something out of character done during a period in which you are heavily strung out on crack, the crack preventing any good judgment at all....like being in a relationship with a girl you don't even like, and then getting her pregnant

I love my kids wouldn't trade them for anything, but fucking their mother was definitely a "crackcident"

crackcident by Cosmic Charlie March 28, 2009

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carbicide

As seen in "Bruno":

When someone, usually someone who omits carbs from their normal diet routine, binges on fattening foods and must be stopped by a friend.

She was so depressed, she almost committed carbicide!

carbicide by RodneyC July 12, 2009

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crapcident

When you are out somewhere and you have to take a crap really bad but you think you can make it home. While driving home you hit a bump and explode in your pants. This is a crapcident.

I was rushing to the toilet but did not make it and had a crapcident in my shorts.

crapcident by Chocolate Explosion April 16, 2009

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Crabicide

The horrible act of murdering crabs. All crabs. Usually involves boiling water...

Cheney, Cheney, you can't hide, we charge you with crabicide!

Crabicide by Esoen May 6, 2009

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