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cowtipping terrorists 

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “[armed protesters[” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
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Cowtipper 

A person who feels the incessant urge to run up to big dumb cows and push them over.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "Hahaha The Cowtipper strikes again!"
Cowtipper by bitchin technology April 16, 2003

cowtipper 

a big-ass 8 patty sandwich in the movie "Clerks II" sold at Mooby's.
"I'm starvin, lets go to Mooby's and get some Cowtippers."
cowtipper by jet1891 March 2, 2008

cow tippin

getting a large group of drunken Sods to tip a cow on its back in the middle of the night.
Hey am pissed lets go cow tippin
cow tippin by Urban Dictionary February 10, 2005

cowtipping 

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up
Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.
cowtipping by Ashley December 21, 2003

Cow Tippin'

A drunken, atempted to tip a cow from the standing position on to it' s side and/or back. Most often another exscuse to go out and get even more hammared.
Judd: Hey buud lets go cow tippin'
Stan: Alright, I'll swing by and grab some more beer from sal's.
Judd: Okay... (grabs 1/2 of 24 pack and tosses in bed of truck)
Cow Tippin' by Chsracowgirl182 February 27, 2010

CueTipping 

When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.
Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking