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Cocaine Cowgirl

Drop dead gorgeous gringa married to a prestigious Colombian cocaine cowboy who smuggles cocaine across the US. She has an enormous coke habit and wouldn't give you time of day on any given day because she thinks her money and prestige make her so much better than you...even wears a diamond spoon and razor around her gold chain to help her snort her blow. She remains trapped in a counterfeit identity. Stay far, far away.
Don't mess with a cocaine cowgirl or you'll risk getting blown away.

All the Cowgirls sing your song 

An expression to say to your friend in praise of something great they did. It refers to the league of cowgirls who sing the Ballad of Joshyberri and coordinate dances to it.
Person 1: "Hey I completed my SAT's!"
Person 2: "Congratulations! All the Cowgirls sing your song!"
CowGoMo Famous Starcraft player that got good at OSR and League of Legends
cowgomo great gamer
CowGoMo by SC2CASTS March 4, 2022
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When a person is beyond idiotic that they don't even notice their stupidity, so you feel the need to call them out on their foolishness.
“Gosh, Emily! Stop being such a cogfoggit all the time and start paying attention for once!”
Cogfoggit by —A March 11, 2017

Covid Cowgirl 

Having sex in the reverse cowgirl position while wearing N95 protective masks in order to prevent spreading the corona virus.
I’m going to make Lauren do the covid cowgirl tonight so I don’t catch the corona virus.

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.
I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster
Drugstore Cowgirl by Joscel June 22, 2011