4 definitions by Joscel

'tard hook

The act of mocking of someone who is acting like a retard, but is NOT handicapped, by holding your hand like a hook over your chest as to appear "retarded" yourself.

My friend was acting stupid, so I told him to hold his 'tard hook up high!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

Joscelin

Joscelin is one of the many different spellings of Jocelyn, Joslyn, Joscelyn, Joselyn, or Jocelynn.

My mother spelled my name as Joscelin because she thought it was better, phonetically speaking.

by Joscel June 23, 2011

Jos

An abbreviation of Joseph, or an abbreviation/nickname of Joscelyn.

I met his new wife, Jos, and she's really nice!

by Joscel June 23, 2011

Drugstore Cowgirl

Someone with an addiction or severe medical condition that requires copious amounts of prescription medication. It applies to legit and illegal prescriptions.

I know a Drugstore Cowgirl, so afraid of getting bored. She's always running from something. So many things ignored"--Lyrics to 311's "Beautiful Didaster

by Joscel June 22, 2011