To masturbate in class, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. Derived from the infamous Van Fap Floppy Cow, the king of in-school fap.
Person: Van Fap, what the hell are you doing?
Van Fap Floppy Cow: I'm Flapping the Floppy Cow, why would I be doing anything else?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'