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Tip over the brown cow 

1. This was used by Stevie T, one of my favorite YouTubers. In Music, to tip over the brown cow means to storm in with a powerful Wall of sound after a really delicate part.

2. As Stevie T describes it, it means to add power to an otherwise weak riff.
A Friend: This is surprisingly light for Iron Maiden
Me: They’ll tip over the brown cow soon!
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cow tipping

The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!

Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
cow tipping by Fishyrich April 27, 2019

Cow Tipped 

When you get dumped by a fat chick, or a chick who is just a cow in general.
"Dude, E just got dumped by his gf."

"Who was his gf?"

"Her" *points to chick across the room*

"Dude, he got cow tipped."
Cow Tipped by Psas May 21, 2009

Cow tipping

The act of leaving a nice tip for a cow for their great service
John: Hey look a sleeping cow!
Greg: that cow served me my soup earlier.
John: let's wake him up to give him some extra money for his hard work
Greg: great idea! Let's do some cow tipping!
Cow tipping by Roller Skate Mouse October 16, 2022

College Cow Tipping 

When one enters the dorm room of a sleeping fat girl and pushes her out of bed. Often the result of drinking or extreme boredom.
The pledges were told to go college cow tipping, so they pushed a sleeping fat girl out of her bed.
College Cow Tipping by IrshBstrd January 25, 2010

cow tipping

Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:

1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.

Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!
cow tipping by Flick April 1, 2004

cow tipping

The theorectical act of pushing a cow over in the middle of the night while it is sleeping. This is of course impossible since cows sleep lying down.

Tipping a cow over, though, is possible if you have a few other people with you. Too bad that you could accidentally kill the poor cow if you actually succeed
Bob went cow tipping one night and now he's in jail for animal abuse and property damage
cow tipping by Atanas October 26, 2006