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cocknuckles 

a word used to describe an asshole/bastard or a lump on your dick.....or an expression used when just fucked something up.....Ah Cocknuckles
example# 1: Johnny get over here and stop playing with your cocknuckle you stupid african american. FUCK YOU YOU CHINK ASSHOLE WUNG HANG!

example# 2:stop mocking officer shitfingerz you homotransparent retard rapsit. ABSOLUTLUTELY NOT you stupid fucklock....how bout you suck my cocknuckles

cocknuckle 

A Cocknuckle is just how it sounds, they are a person who is a big cock and there as thick as a knuckle. They are the ultimate tool, a cocknuckle is colloquially referred to as a “Lachy”.
An example of a cocknuckle or “lachy” behavior: say your have recently found a slight bump in one of your breasts and you go to your friend for some comfort and support, they reply with something along the lines of “yeah my grandmother died of cancer”, the friend who you seeked support from just made you feel much worse than you already had.
cocknuckle by Gods July 6, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026