counter tap

What you say when someone leaves their seat without saying "tap tap" and you want to steal it before anyone else can scoot their way in.

*John leaves seat*
Bob: "COUNTER TAP!"

counter tap by therosemary May 11, 2006

Alaskan Countertop 

When a girl is face down on a countertop or bar in a full split while she is either anally penetrated or vaginally penetrated. It is usually an aggressive sex position, the guy grabbing both of the girl's love handles tightly while thrusting at a brisk and powerful pace. It is not counted as an Alaskan Countertop unless there is a recognizable slapping noise and a simultaneous moan from the girl being fucked on each thrust.

Guy 1: Damn, that waitress was totally asking for a slutfuck just then!
Guy 2: Yeah man, let's take her to the bar after hours and give her a good Alaskan Countertop.
Guy 1: Hell yes!

Alaskan Countertop by theminkinator January 29, 2014

countertop cleaner 

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

countertop cleaner by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

Counterrape 

1. To beat someone in something (game, race, etc.) who was previously beating (or "raping") you.

2. To "turn the tables"

1) "We were down 0 to 21 in the third quarter of the football game when suddenly, we cam back and got 28 points in the same quarter!"

"Man, we totally Counterraped them!"

2)" YOU'VE JUST BEEN COUNTERAPED!!!!!!!!"

Counterrape by Kelaina November 7, 2009

Counterapp 

A smart phone app that is specifically designed to outdo a competitor's app (that is probably much slicker, far funnier and infinitely more original).

Did you check out competitor's app? We're going to have to counterapp those smug fuckers immediately.

Counterapp by counterapper July 22, 2011

Countertop Kid 

A person who was conceived by his/her parents on a countertop.

“Aye, you know Jeremy?”

“You mean countertop kid?”

“Yeah, his parents must have really loved granite!”

Countertop Kid by funz0ne February 20, 2024

Granite countertop

The act of somebody with deformed ass-cheeks mooning you

"Man Tyler the creator! I can;t believe Robert Downey jr. gave you the granite countertop!"

Granite countertop by bobbbbbbbby Hill February 20, 2015