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I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8 

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
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on god no crosses count 

Middle School logic is that you can lie about stuff on god if you cross your fingers. So they decided to come up with "on god no crosses count"
Middle-Schooler 1: Dude did you tell my crush I like her?!
Middle-Schooler 2: On god no crosses count I didnt!

cunt on a stick 

The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.

The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.
"Hell, that girl is so skinny its more like cunt on a stick"
cunt on a stick by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006

cunt on the hunt 

a girl looking for men aka looking for the D or the C #LGBTQ+
Yo Bro did you see that cunt on the hunt last night?

Ya, she was lit as fuck
cunt on the hunt by Cole McKnight February 3, 2017

Cunt-On-Call 

a guy's favorite bitch at the moment; the girl who gets the first booty call when the guy is leaving the bar at bartime....

Related term: COC'ed; getting massively fucked by the Cunt-On-Call
Guido: Hey dude, you wanna hit the club and see what's up?
Other Guido: Yeah, sure....who's your Cunt-On-Call tonight?
Guido: Remember that bitch I met last weekend when we were at the sports bar?
Other Guido: Oh yeah, she's a freak!
Guido: ...Her.....

Other Guido: Oh Man, you ah gonna get COC'ed tonight!
Cunt-On-Call by GIRLZPLAY October 21, 2011

count one for the home team 

An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team

cunt on my tit 

A phrase to express anger or defeat.
Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit