On god you will NEVER catch me in that situation my g
Friend 1: "Damn my nigga reese got caught lackin"
Friend 2: *pats the 9 in his pants* Could not be me fam"
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When someone is trying to deny something foul the defiantly did.
Kingston said "I didn't do that with Hockmyer, could never be me!"
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The best pickup line in history. Used by famous internet YouTube star, Daniel James Howell, to his secret husband, Philip Michael Lester.
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A question asked to a strange Women or Man in a SuperMarket as a way to break the ice.
Excuss me, "Could you help me find something?"... I was searching for something to say when I walked past you...
by yourwanting1 September 30, 2011
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a dumb song that has turned into a meme
Guy: My girl just broke up with me *starts crying*
Background Music: "how could this happen to me I made my mistakes and there's nowhere to run as I fade away"
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Untitled (how could this happen to me) is Simple Plans latest single. Possibly the worst attempt at a song EVER. A shitty ballad with terrible vocals & a poor attempt at a guitar solo.
Also, whats with the 'How could this to me' title? The songs meant to be untitled!
How could this happen to me
I've made my mistakes
Got no where to run
The night goes on
As I'm fading away
I'm sick of this life
I just wanna scream
How could this happen to me
*random people rip ears out to escape the song*
*teenies start dancing*
*a mule kicks a random person in the groin*

Untitled (how could this happen to me) is a real shit song.
by poopawhacka October 22, 2005
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