SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious

If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM

SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011

Consumer-zombie 

A person who buys everything without thinking about it, or because she/he simply needs to buy something to be happy.

A company's best friend

Consumerzombie: "I am a big fan of DLC for games, these are awesome! I bought every single DLC to date, because these make games great"

Smart Person: "Damn you are a consumer-zombie, buying this cheap crap without thinking. DLCs are just the new way to milk money from dumb people like you.."

Consumer-zombie by Schwarnold January 20, 2010

slutty women's Halloween costume formula 

A formula which can be applied in order to make any Halloween costume, regardless of how plain or innocent, slutty enough to be given the "sexy" title by the Halloween costume industry. The formula, from the shoes up, goes as follows: fuck-me pumps or heels, stockings, a short skirt or booty shorts, and a top to indicate what the wearer is supposed to be dressed as. Accessories are optional.

To make a sexy police officer costume, we can apply the slutty women's Halloween costume formula: black fuck-me pumps, fishnet stockings, a blue miniskirt, and a blue button-up blouse with a police badge.
To make a sexy maid: black fuck-me heels, black stockings, black miniskirt, and a white apron.

slutty women's Halloween costume formula by Ronny teh Pir8 January 22, 2009

porcine cosmetologist 

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

porcine cosmetologist by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

national consumer center 

The MOST annoying scam on Urban Dictionary all the time! They pretend to give you a 1000 dollar Wal-Mart card and every third time you open a gift it has one. There are a bunch of fake comments like “one for sale one for me yeah” and “now i can buy Xbox” too easy to figure out. NEVER accept the card unless it’s a fake account.

National consumer center sucks balls.

national consumer center by I’m going to play guitardrums January 30, 2019

Zoom and Consume 

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.

Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?

Zoom and Consume by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020

consumer surplus 

an economic term for the benefit you get (or retain) when you obtain something for less than you think it is really worth.

I got a new Gizmondo for 100 pounds and I would have paid up to 200 so I had a lot of consumer surplus.
That company has a monopoly so they jack up the prices to erode my consumer surplus.

consumer surplus by adam_before_eve July 30, 2006