Costa Rica Moment 

That moment when you plan a trip to Costa Rica, but fail to ask someone to cover your work responsibilities so you can’t go. Your failure is exemplified by the fact that you got down and dirty to get your colleagues to cover for you and you still failed. Despite appealing to everyone’s good nature, offering favors and even hot sex if they would cover, everyone turned you down. Now the entire office refers to every office faux pas as a “Cost Rica Moment” just to spite you.

RR: How’s it going today guys?
DB: Just took my first deuce in three day’s and flooded out the bathroom. I didn’t fess to it, but everyone knew it was me. I guess it’s just another “Costa Rica Moment”
JK: We’ve all been there.

Costa Rica Moment by Darren Besert March 18, 2019

Costança 

Costança is a lovely portugeuese name for a beautiful girl who is extremely shy at first, but has quite a lovely sense of humour, she is also very out-going and also can speak several different languages.

Have you heard of that new girl? Constança?
Yeah, Costança is very shy, but she's also very pretty and cute!

Costança by Nozep October 25, 2012

Costa Rica 

Like Hawaii only there are things to do besides sit in the sun. it is also a lot cheaper to go to.

"wana go to hawaii?"
"hell no, costa rica is so much better."

Costa Rica by a brute November 17, 2005

Costa Rica 

Costa Rica is as close to a paradise as is actually possible.

I want to live and die in Costa Rica, its simply beautiful

Costa Rica by Leandro October 26, 2004

ICR, Introspections Costa Rica 

A "Transitional Living Program" based on bureaucratic rules, arbitrary grades, and false promises. At ICR, there are a few key phrases one must understand in order to be successful here.

See if you can follow this easy-to-read translation of staff's favorite phrases and what they actually mean!

"I've been looking into it"---I have not been looking it.

"I'm working very hard on it"--I thought about working on it, once, but let the thought pass.

"We have had budget cuts"--The founder of the program decided to increase his own salary again, siphoning the money from the program's account (which the students pay for)

"We have to walk to the gym today"--The founder of the program got drunk and passed out in the van somewhere far away, rendering it useless for transporting the group.

"It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"--I do not know what to tell you, but I read somewhere that telling you this will be helpful.

If a student at ICR, Introspections Costa Rica, says, "The overwhelming amounts of negativity and complaining from the other students are beginning to effect my attitude," (s)he will be told, "It's not about THEM, it's about YOU!"

If a student says, "I've been asking you daily for two weeks to get this issue solved," (s)he will be told, "I'm working on it."

If a student says "You told me two weeks ago you had this figured out," s(he) will be told, "I've been looking into it."

ICR, Introspections Costa Rica by ICR Prisoner July 7, 2009

Costasian

A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.

Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.

Costasian by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009

Costa Rica 

A small country in Central America. Known for it's tropical rainforests and beautiful beaches. It also has a rich economy and is politically stable. Defininately a must-visit.

You need to go to Costa Rica.

Costa Rica by my life be like July 24, 2009