10 definitions by Leandro

In the world of BMW autos, it means "sequential M gearbox"
The 2003 BMW M3 has SMG, which is arguably an improvement in the traditional 5 speed way of shifting
by Leandro October 31, 2004
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A $400 piece of equipment that attaches to the windshield of your car that detects every automatic door, garage door opener, bank alarm, other radar detectors, and the occasional police radar.
Mr. A: "Why is that thing beeping like crazy?"

Mr. B: "Because we are driving past a grocery store."
by Leandro November 17, 2004
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First known usage was by the 1980's rap song "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. Its a "rated G" way of saying "oh shit"
So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend
by Leandro October 31, 2004
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This word is used to curse people and give them bad luck
"I NOENOE you to fail this grade"
by Leandro January 17, 2018
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A weapon consisting of heavy brass (the cheap plastic ebay ones dont count) that have holes for you to put your fingers through, in order to get a grip and form a fist. Once this is done, you can use the weight and hardness of the brass to injure soft flesh. Pretty effective at ruining people's day, but if you dont know how to fight you may get it taken off your own hands and then used against you. Imagine that.
You try to get slick, you bust a little chuckle, you're gonna get smacked with my gold finger kuckles.
by Leandro October 31, 2004
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Hey bro, wanna go puff some nugs and drink some Guiness?
by Leandro October 26, 2004
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A piece of high fashion circa 2002. Definitly out of style in 2004 and on.
Its 2004, why you wearing the Von Dutch mesh hat. You're last year's look you tool.
by Leandro October 26, 2004
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