Crapsturbate 

Masturbate while taking a dump; Fapping and shitting at the same time.

The other day I was so horny that I decided to crapsturbate in the public bathroom.

Crapsturbate by Anonymous Billybob Joe January 15, 2008

Crapsturbate 

When you jack off to porn that involves, well, shit.

Ebby: 2 girls 1 cup always makes me crapsturbate.
Me: Well it always makes me throw up.

Crapsturbate by Tikibarberfan July 12, 2010

crysturbate 

Masturbating and crying and the same time.

"Since Jack left all I do is crysturbate."

crysturbate by HaleyDK July 16, 2008

crasturbate 

to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.

last night I thought of <name> so I crasturbated

crasturbate by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005

crysturbate 

When you're sad and you masturbate

From overheard in New York,

Crysturbate! Girl: It's like, when you're sad and you masturbate!

crysturbate by Buck June 18, 2006

Crysturbate 

To cry while masturbating and using the tears as lubricant.

Sam: So how was the party last night?
Danny: It was okay, I went home early because there weren't enough bitches.
Sam: Did you crysturbate when you got home?
Danny: Yeah, it was a JOPO.

Crysturbate by Cockdriller August 7, 2010

Corpsturbation 

Masturbating near, on or over a corpse.

He then proceeded with his corpsturbation over the poor squirrels body.

Corpsturbation by jesusc123 April 27, 2009