biological clock

1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL
"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"
by Buck June 20, 2004
mugGet the biological clockmug.

Heaven

A higher vibration of thought. It is not above us, nor around us. It is simply a different plane of reality beyond our current understanding.

Everything is a vibration. Einsein proved that everything is energy, but on different frequencies of vibration, and that matter was simply energy condesned to a slow vibration.

Light is a vibration, and so is sound. They are both on an infinite spectrum, they are both seperated by 7 defined colours, or notes in a scale. Sound revolves in octaves, basically the 8th notes is just a repetition of the first note but at a higher frequency. The same is for light. If you create a clour circle, notice how there is always a clour to fill everygap, that red mixes into orange, into yellow, into green, into blue, into purple, back into red. So then, does light not work in octaves too?

So, if everything is a vibration. Does that not mean our thoughts/consciousness is not a vibration? Well, I believe it is, and I also believe there to be octaves of thought. Heaven is simply a higher vibration of thought, so it is a different reality to the one that we understand, like we cannot see into the UV spectrum of light.

The reason why we have been taught that love is the way into heaven is becaus love is a unifying emotion. When we are in love we wish to be around the things that we are in love with, and we feel more together. Heaven is simply where everything is in perfect love. There is no seperation.

Hate is a seperating emotion. When we are hateful, we wish to have nothing to do with the things that we hate, and we feel seperation from them. Hell isn't a reality though. I believe that we are already in the lowest vibration of thought possible. God is only a force of creation. But God is love, because before the 'Big Bang' there was only one nothingness. And so, the reason why love is pleasureable is because we exist to become unified once again.

There are also higher octaves above heaven. Heaven is only 1 octave above us now. Heaven is a 5dimensional existence. 4 spacial dimensions and 1 time dimension. the extra dimension is due to our understanding of reality, and this dimension is linked to our consciousness. We can manipulate our reality by thought, rather than thought, then action. This is why it is a place that is beyond our comprehention. We cannot directly manipulate our reality, and so we are sometimes bored because our thoughts do not instantly entertain our actualility.

In heaven, there is no boredom. But there is still room for improvement. In the octave above heaven (as far as my understanding will take me) we are pure energy, pure consciousness. We have lost the need for any physical form, and even in heaven, we are more energy than we are material anyway.
Light - 7 colours
Sound - 7 notes
Consciousness - 7 Chakra's

Everything moves in circles - the most perfect and infinite of shapes.
by Buck April 30, 2005
mugGet the Heavenmug.

gibbs

the part of the neck between the jaw and the throat
"you'd better shut up or i'll hit you in the gibbs!"
by buck February 19, 2004
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Douffe

Anything that is in aid of poking the tabbaco and weed concoction in a joint in order to compact the mix before twisting/sparking the joint. Usually thin, sometimes pin's are often useful if there is an 's' in the skins at the roach end. Best douffe to my knowledge - those screwdrivers you get in techdeck skate board packs.
H'yo, pass the douffe man!
Anyone got a douffe?
Thats my douffe! Biatch!
by Buck March 14, 2005
mugGet the Douffemug.

fringelditz

elleni karadimas, a stinky ugly whore who humps grundy she has webbed feet
you yoos a fringleditz
by buck May 20, 2003
mugGet the fringelditzmug.

Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!
by Buck May 09, 2003
mugGet the Dipstickmug.

ex-lax

A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).
God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.
by buck March 16, 2003
mugGet the ex-laxmug.