Corpsturbation
Corpsturbation by jesusc123 April 27, 2009
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codesturbation
Code that a programmer produces that serves no purpose other than being self-gratifying. Typically involving some new framework or language feature unnecessarily just because it's "cool" but where it adds nothing.
Sure we could re-write the application to use a more service-oriented model, but it won't gain us anything over what we currently have and amounts to nothing more than codesturbation.
codesturbation by nukespike April 28, 2009
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comasturbation
To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
christurbation
christurbation, n:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."
3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."
christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005
carsturbation
The act of pleasuring oneself in a vehicle, which said person may or may not be driving.
Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.
Most heinous perpertrator is dubiously referred to as the "I-95 Wacker", spotted by numerious WMMR listeners, and outed by Preston and Steve, after he harassed Cathy from the show.
Yuck, that guy in that Yellow Neon with tinted rear windows is at it again on 95.
Carsturbation should be a crime.
Carsturbation should be a crime.
carsturbation by theLitFuse August 3, 2005
christurbation
Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
christurbation by a very bad man September 23, 2005
consturbation
consturbation by Garth Y. March 17, 2008