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Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.
Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Cornwalled 

To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.
Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.

Coronageddon 

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.
Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?
Coronageddon by YAWA March 12, 2020

CORONAed 

When an event, or other plans get cancelled because of the COVID-19 virus (more widely, and incorrectly, referred to as the "coronavirus") in one word, you can say they got CORONAed.
We were super hyped for E3 this year but it got CORONAed.

The Toronto Raptors are NBA champs for 2 years running because the NBA season got CORONAed in 2020.
CORONAed by Poutination March 15, 2020

Coronalized 

A bourgeois word for “infected,” which may sound like being colonized by an army of invisible deadly coronaviruses.
Guesstimate how many diehard Trumpublicans and QAnonists could have avoided being coronalized in 2021 had they religiously or selflessly gone for their shot.
Coronalized by MathPlus October 2, 2021

coronadoed 

When you spend a year with total douchebags in a combat zone.
I got coronadoed in Afghanistan for 12 months.
coronadoed by Brailsford December 17, 2008