cornothologist

a person who has devoted their lives to the study of every type of corn. Also a religion; cornothy, the worship of corn. Many people have devoted their lives to coernothy, in which you have to memorize every type of corn existing to man kind to be considered enlightened by the gods of Coern.

I want to be a cornothologist when I grow up!

cornothologist by Coerngrl16 October 13, 2010

Pornothologist 

A person who spends most of their time watching porn and is intimately familiar with most porn stars and their mating behaviour.

Joe: Hey how come Trevor never gets out much?
Frank: He's a pornothologist...lots of studying to do.

Pornothologist by rediroma May 19, 2009

Pornothologist 

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

Pornothologist by awmm January 17, 2017