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The Cornholers Suprize 

Very rude and rather evil to use... The Cornholers Suprize is a near fail proof way to insure that the reciever NEVER comes back to your bed.
Process is very simple...
1- Get the target into having sex with you.
2- Achieve the doggy stlye position.
3- Just be for you blow your load, accidently cramp your wang balls deep in to targets butthole.
4- To make sure they stay away. be VERY VERY rude about it. Never I say NEVER utter the words "I'm sorry".
My ex keep cock blocking me at partys. So I sweet talked her into one last round of good by sex. HAHA! You should have seen the look on her face when I gave her "The Cornholers Suprize"! She has not been around since.

Captain Cornhole 

Captain Cornhole is what you call a guy who is a BIG asshole! Simply calling someone "Captain" is enough if everyone around already knows what you are talking about about.
Who asked you for your opinion Captain Cornhole?
Captain Cornhole by htownfun August 22, 2009

Cornhole Canyon 

The sequel to Brokeback Mountain. Cornhole Canyon is the second installment in a whole saga of butt-fucking cowboys.

Also, a great name for gay porn that is unrelated to Brokeback Mountain.
Gareth: I just saw Cornhole Canyon last night.
Jalapeno: Woah, really?
Gareth: Yeah, it gave me lots of ideas of what I could do with my boy...umm girlfriend.
Jalapeno: Gay, much?

cornhole cowboy 

someone (usually a male) who is adventerous with anothers anus. in plural it usually refers to two males who are particularly gay.
Hey Jonothan, I was unaware that Raymond and Dorian were such cornhole cowboys.
cornhole cowboy by Alex Ramsay July 16, 2008
Something, what you should care about during prison sentence.
-I'm going to go away for awhile... to jail
-Watch out for your cornhole, bud!
cornhole by dildo777 August 12, 2018