Corn Waffle 

Having your chest shat upon and smashing it with a tennis racket.

When your partner, after a slow removal of undergarments, squats down over your least favorite team jersey, that you chose to wear for this special occasion, and forcefully lays a leaning tower of stool on the numbers of said top. Like that of a dominate alpha ape, your partner then grabs the tennis racket of his or her choice and smashes the steaming tower down while offering 3 different choices of syrup....hence the "corn waffle"

Corn Waffle by Josh McSquatnick January 6, 2008

San Francisco Corn Waffle 

Take a Cleveland Steamer and hit it with a tennis racket.

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.

San Francisco Corn Waffle by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog 

The act of pooping in the shower and then having to stomp it down the waffle drain opening.

John lost control of his bowels in the shower and ended up having to waffle stomp a corn dog.

Waffle Stomp a Corn Dog by JPOnslaught November 20, 2022

Cornwalled 

To "accidentally" ejaculate semen into a partner's nose via one or both nostrils.

Man, Owen totally Cornwalled that girl. She was blowing cum out her nose for hours.

Cornwalled by The Society to Prevent Owen from Cuming in My Nose May 11, 2008

Cornwaller

The ability to come up with any excuse to not work out.

person 1 - "Hey, missed you at the gym last night."

person 2 - "Sorry I got dizzy, waiting for payday, girl had me running errands, and then had happy hour after work."

person 1 - "Dude, your such a cornwaller."

Cornwaller by sissipher February 1, 2013