Corn Flute

The gaseous wind instrument which makes very high pitched farting noises when the perfect array of food cosumption, buttcheek clinching and riboflavin levels in the blood are present. Riboflavin aka rip-o-flavin is the mineral that allows for proper rectal sphincter contraction. Corn flutes may be forged by shaving your ass crack and having taco bell for dinner. Many yoga like leg positions can be tried for the perfect note. When done correctly, the corn flute produces corniferous melodies of symphonic delight. Start by tuning for A# or A sharp, but do be careful for if too much puckering is used you could experience A SHARP pain in your corn-eye. Happy cornfluting for all of the poo-sicians out there. ENJOY!

I had the most graceful piece of music fly out of my corn flute last evening. It was like I had orchestrated the bean burrito concierto. When playing high notes from your corn flute you may irritate canine ears from afar.

Corn Flute by Choobon November 3, 2007

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conflutenswagen

another term used to mean "what?" or "huh?"

"Conflutenswagen? i didnt catch that."

conflutenswagen by feedthekidz October 20, 2004

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Related Words

Corn Flute • confluted • conflutenswagen • Corn • corn dog • corn ball • corn flakes • corn on the cob • corn cobbing • corn dogged

confluted

When the tlacuilo has no fucking idea what’s going on!

This shits all confluted!

confluted by Super Big-D November 15, 2022

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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