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the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"
the corker by angleddjango September 13, 2014

Cornerstone 

Figurative - A foundation, basis or support.

Stone which lies at the corner of two walls and unites them; implies a sense of foundation in that the building would fall to ground without the cornerstone.
"This law is implicit in earlier work, but Lavoisier stated it explicitly and used it as the cornerstone of his science."

"Yoga and meditation were the cornerstone to the success of the state ranker."
Cornerstone by K****h4u February 18, 2019

chimney corners 

i truly love my chimney sisters with all my heart
chimney corners is my home
chimney corners by TOUCHMYTACO October 9, 2011

cut corners 

To do something with less than the appropriate amount of care. Possibly from the practice of taking a short cut when running around a city block, effectively cuting off a corner of the route.
If they hadn't cut so many corners when building that bridge, it probably wouldn't have fallen down.
cut corners by RCS May 24, 2004
A variant of mixture of dialects composed of "Crap" and "gee I'm too lazy to find that key",used to convey information that means nothing and oft has sexual overtones with a Oedipus twist.

Whilst appearing in the mid nineties, it has been rumored that a large balding individual who apparently was reminiscent of the the cartoon book guy from the Simpsons, actually created it to communicate with people of a similar interest. Unable to find links to the popular German sites that involved "Fisting", "Bukkake", and parental sexual involvement, the individual stumbled into a small motorcycle site (see - Machines of death) in Australia.

The ramblings begun the dialect and although directly conveying little meaning to most discussions the translations of the communiques caused much mirth, and as such the truncated and garbled fashion of typing was
slowly migrated into another format, (see - SMSing, Texting of crap).

Reference material -

@WAR forums - 1992 onwards
Playschool - Forming words.
West Australian goverment - any session, post 1990.
Corkese:
Est. 2009, "eheh got any hands free time at the mo"
Est. 2008, "oh yeah i felt like santa clause at the end , fark i'd even emptied my sack "
Est. 2007, "i dont mind , tho as im going beed heading south next weekend prolly like to keep it nor"
Est. 2006,"actually i think i could have paid every mdh bill ever which the the money from the depriciateninja :-) "
Est. 2005,"fudge-packing mincing nancy boy excess"
Est. 2004,"wots a geetar ?????? "doof doof doof" ;-) "
Corkese by bttlmstr June 16, 2009

work the corners 

To do prostitution or be a hooker. To sell yourself on the streets in the corner.
Sally: I got a new job to work the corners.
Bob: Oh you're selling food?
Sally: sure i am!
work the corners by WhoaWhoa52 July 31, 2009